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	<title>Jmechera Blog &#187; Mass-uri</title>
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		<title>&#8220;Noi suntem romani&#8221; by AdeMistery</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noi suntem romani Noi prin marile mistere Facem tara cu putere Cu buna cunoastere Facem sacii cu jumere Noi suntem romani Noi santem pagani Impreuna &#8211; Mircea cel Batran Ceau barbate ce mai faci ? Femeie, nu te dezbraci ? Toata lumea hai la craci Ca nu suntem prostanaci Noi suntem gascani Chiar si gogomani [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doua blonde</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doua blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[londra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luna]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doua blonde: Prima o intreaba pe cea de-a doua: - Auzi fata, care crezi tu ca e mai departe: Luna sau Londra? - Hellllooooo fata &#8230; vezi tu Londra de aici? ______________________________________________________ O blonda o intreaba pe alta: - Draga, ai folosit vreodata vibratorul? - Nu! - Nici sa nu-l folosesti ca eu aseara mi-am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Numele tau in japoneza</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/numele-tau-in-japoneza.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/numele-tau-in-japoneza.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 11:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japoneza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nume]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.jmechera.net/?p=160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Vezi kum te cheama in japoneza A -ka; B -tu; C -mi; D -te; E -ku; F -lu; G -ji; H -ri; I -ki; J -zu; K -me; L -ta; M -rin; N -to; O -mo; P -no; Q -ke; R -shi; S -ari; T -chi; U -do; V -ru; W -mei; X -na; Y [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Emo</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/pizza-emo.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/pizza-emo.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 16:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De pe net]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza emo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un nou mass cu si despre emo: Pentru cumparatorii de pizza: A aparut noua PIZZA EMO care se taie singura&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Tiganca insarcinata</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/tiganca-insarcinata.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/tiganca-insarcinata.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cacao]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manele]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muzica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiganca insarcinata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigani]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.jmechera.net/?p=153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Era o tiganca insarcinata pe care o apuca durerile fix pe trecerea de pietoni un politai din intersectie incearca sa o ajute si ii zice impinge, impinge.. tiganca nastea gemeni si deodata iese primu scoate capu, se uita stanga dreapta si baga capul in inapoi La care primu ii zice celuilalt: Hai pe partea cealalta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Somnoroase Pasarele&#8230; Editura Mass</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/somnoroase-pasarele-editura-mass.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jmechera</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[profesoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sonmoroase profesoare, Pe la clase se aduuna, Se ascund dupa catedra Noapte buna&#8230;!!!! Si elevii toti suspina, Catalogul negru tace, Chiar si creta de pe tabla&#8230; Somu-si face. Iese un elev la tabla, Printre cifre sa se-ncurce, Fie-ti zecele aproape, Lasa proful sa se culce&#8230; Peste-a fizicii probleme, Elevul sterge tabla luna&#8230; Totu-i vis si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mass Anti-mass</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/mass-anti-mass.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/mass-anti-mass.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Da, exista si chestii de genu asta. Dupa cum urmeaza Avand in vedere mass-urile abundente ale unor retardati din lista mea .. sunt nevoit sa va aduc la cunostinta .. Mass-urile cretinilor: &#62;&#62; 1) Sal all &#8211; chiar neinteresant,ce ma fwte pe mine grija ca ai venit sau ca ai plecat tu 2) Ma duc [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mass de dragoste</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/mass-de-dragoste.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/mass-de-dragoste.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[massuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yahoo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.jmechera.net/?p=141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Era odata o fata oarba.. si s-a izolat de toti si toate.. nu vroia sa stea cu ea decat prietenul ei. Tot ce-mi doresc mai mult e sa pot vedea lumea din jurul meu, spunea ea.. - Vrei sa te casatoresti cu mine? i-a propus intr-o zi baiatul.. -Nu ma voi casatori daca nu pot [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Constantin Brancusi</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/constantin-brancusi.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/constantin-brancusi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Diverse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brancusi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[picaso]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romania]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saatchi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.jmechera.net/?p=130</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Galeriile de arta Saatchi fac un clasament cu cei mai renumiti artisti ai secolului 20. Constantin BRANCUSI era pe locul 2 (doi) la 300 (trei sute) de voturi distanta de Picaso dar a fost depunctat cu 2000 puncte initial pe motiv ca era votat masiv din Romania. Sa le aratam ca ne pasa de artistii [...]]]></description>
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		<title>De ziua Indragostitilor</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/ziua-indragostitilor.html</link>
		<comments>http://blog.jmechera.net/ziua-indragostitilor.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jmechera</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[indragostit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ziua indragostitilor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ziua indragostitilor duceti-va in bucatarie.. dati drumu la gaz.. aprindeti un chibrit iar pe tavan o sa va apara numele persoanei iubite!]]></description>
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