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		<title>I want to succeed!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip se trezeste deodata la baza scarii succesului. Urca el ce urca vreo 200 trepte si vede o blonda perfecta, topless. Se holbeaza la ea, excitat, dornic.. si tipa il intreaba in engleza: - Do you want to fuck me, or do you want to succeed? Sta asta ce sta pe ganduri (&#8220;bine ca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doua blonde</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doua blonde: Prima o intreaba pe cea de-a doua: - Auzi fata, care crezi tu ca e mai departe: Luna sau Londra? - Hellllooooo fata &#8230; vezi tu Londra de aici? ______________________________________________________ O blonda o intreaba pe alta: - Draga, ai folosit vreodata vibratorul? - Nu! - Nici sa nu-l folosesti ca eu aseara mi-am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elevul si profesorul</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un elev se duce la cantina si singurul loc liber este langa un profesor. Neavand ce face, se aseaza acolo. Profesorul spune: - Porcul nu-i este prieten porumbelului. Studentul raspunde: - Bine, atunci eu am zburat. Enervat la culme, la examen, profesorul ii pune studentului cele mai grele intrebari, dar acesta raspunde la toate. In [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Emo-boy si Emo-girl</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/emo-boy-si-emo-girl.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emo-girl: Vrei să ne mozolim? Emo-boy: Nu. Emo-girl: Vrei să facem sex? Emo-boy: Nu chiar. Emo-girl: Vrei să plângem? Emo-boy: Asta încercam să fac înainte să mă întrerupi. Gasit aici.]]></description>
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		<title>Banc tare</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/banc-tare.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 17:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri politisti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un politzai opreste un sofer noaptea&#8230; &#8211; Dom&#8217;le, amenda! Te-am prins, te-am ars! Uite, ca sa te fac scapat, raspunde la o intrebare: conduci noaptea; de pe contrasens vezi ca se apropie 2 faruri; ce este? &#8211; O masina&#8230; &#8211; Bine, o masina, da&#8217; ce e? Mercedes, Dacie, Volvo&#8230;..? Vad ca nu stii&#8230; Hai sa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiganca insarcinata</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mass-uri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[muzica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiganca insarcinata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigani]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Era o tiganca insarcinata pe care o apuca durerile fix pe trecerea de pietoni un politai din intersectie incearca sa o ajute si ii zice impinge, impinge.. tiganca nastea gemeni si deodata iese primu scoate capu, se uita stanga dreapta si baga capul in inapoi La care primu ii zice celuilalt: Hai pe partea cealalta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc cu un tigan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jmechera</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Alo, familia Popescu? - Nu stiu, manca-ti-as, ca abia am intrat]]></description>
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		<title>Soacra rea</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/soacra-rea.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jmechera</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip intra intr-un bar tot zgariat pe fata, pe maini, pe picioare si cu hainele sfasiate. Vazandu-l astfel, prietenii il intreaba ce i s-a intamplat - Tocmai am ingropat-o pe soacra-mea. - Si ce legatura are asta cu zgarieturile tale? - Nu vroia&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>La restaurant</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/la-restaurant.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jmechera</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intra o tipa goala pusca intr-un bar si comanda un whisky. Vine barmanul, o priveste de jos pana sus. Tipa il vede si il intreaba: - Nu ai mai vazut niciodata o femeie goala? La care barmanul: - Nu e asta, ma intreb de unde o sa scoti banii pentru bautura]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Colectie de bancuri 1</title>
		<link>http://blog.jmechera.net/colectie-de-bancuri-1.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ferrari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mercedes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yahoo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doua pritene bune se intilnesc pe strada. Una dintre ele foarte suparata. -ce ai de esti asa suparata? o intreaba cealalta -cum sa nu fiu, a ramas barbatul meu impotent suta la suta!&#8230; -cum suta la suta ? -simplu, nu i se mai ridica deloc ! -vai tu dar iti faci atitea probleme cit timp [...]]]></description>
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